The great thing about this list? No Billy Donovan. Unless he marries Paris Hilton in the next week, I don't want to read anything about either of them until Midnight Madnesss.

Who's hot this week

1. Curt Schilling. Normally I'd feel bad for a guy one out away from a no-hitter. But it's Schilling.

2. C.C. Sabathia. Indians pitcher is 9-1. That's good for the Big Lug. I call him the Big Lug. No one else does, though.

3. Dave Moore. Bucs tight end retires. Thanks for the memories, Dave, and can you please not stink in your new gig as Bucs radio analyst?

Who's not hot this week

1. Pat McMahon. Gators baseball coach fired. See what happens when you don't  win a national championship at Florida?

2. Kurt Busch. Docked 100 driver points for pit-road rage. Just a thought, but if you see Kurt going for the last parking spot at Sweet Bay, you might want to think about letting him have it.

3. Tour de France. The 1996 winner (some foreign guy) stripped of title after admitting to doping. Does this race have any credibility left at all?