We took a field trip to Tampa’s Galaxy Fireworks and Phantom Fireworks stores to check out the best of this year’s awesomely weird, random and hilarious fireworks names.

Here are our favorites in the categories of:

Worst safety advice.

Fight Fire With Fire
Fight Fire With Fire


Best way to get attacked by wildlife.

Waking Up the Gators
Waking Up the Gators


Scariest way to end a bachelorette party.

Ladies Night Out
Ladies Night Out


Most medically concerning.

Echo In the Ear
Echo In the Ear


Best way to get a reputation with your neighbors.

Bad Reputation
Bad Reputation


Most likely to incite violence.

Bare Knuckle Fighting
Bare Knuckle Fighting


Best for when you need a good cry.

Tears For Fear
Tears For Fear


Most likely to cause the apocalypse.

THE END !
THE END !


Best way to remind your guests how much you spent on this party.

Money Bags
Money Bags


Randomest cannoli reference.

Mulberry Street Mayhem
Mulberry Street Mayhem


Least unexpected celebrity endorsement.

The Ultimate Man Card, featuring one of those guys from “Duck Dynasty”
The Ultimate Man Card, featuring one of those guys from “Duck Dynasty”


Most literally illustrated metaphor.

Self-Illumination
Self-Illumination


Most likely to get you prosecuted.

Here Come Da Judge
Here Come Da Judge


Best way to bust pyrocumulous clouds.

Pyrocumulous Cloud Buster
Pyrocumulous Cloud Buster


Evilest, wickedest, mean and nastiest.

Evil, Wicked Mean & Nasty
Evil, Wicked Mean & Nasty


Most likely to be compensating for something.

Size Matters
Size Matters


Worst way to calm someone down.

Attitude Adjustment
Attitude Adjustment