Feeling a little surreal? The Dalí & Beyond Film Series, held twice monthly, lets you see a film for free in the museum's lobby theater. If you want to see the gallery, there's a price break. Admission to the museum is $10 from 5 to 8 p.m. every Thursday. Tim Burton's Pee-Wee's Big Adventure will be shown. How's that for surreal? 6 p.m., Dalí Museum, 1 Dalí Blvd. (Bayshore Boulevard and Fifth Avenue SE), St. Petersburg. Free. (727) 823-3767; thedali.org.
The Chicago White Sox are still in town? Wow, they're worse than snowbirds. Catch these unwanted visitors against our Tampa Bay Rays at 6:40 p.m., Tropicana Field, 1 Stadium Drive, St. Petersburg. Call toll-free, 1-888-326-7297.
Wonderland, the Broadway musical born in Tampa, may be still hung over from critics' venom, but that's no reason to pass up on the story itself. Try Alice in Wonderland Jr., the Patel Conservatory Youth Theater's fast-paced stage adaptation of Disney's classic cartoon. 7 p.m., Patel Conservatory, 1010 N MacInnes Place, Tampa. $12. (813) 222-1002.
Ted Alexandro is a prolific entertainer on the late-night TV circuit. You've probably seen him on the FX show Louie with comic Louis CK. (Well, we love that show.) Now see him in Tampa. Show is 21 and up only. 8 p.m., Improv Comedy Theater, 1600 E Eighth Ave., Tampa. $15-$17. (813) 864-4000.
Cabaret singer Meow Meow has been described as "deliciously deranged," "a mixture of a young Liza Minnelli and Amy Winehouse," "a sequined sex bomb ready to detonate" and someone who "makes Pussy Galore look like a frump." Naturally, we're intrigued. How about you? She performs Thursday at 7:30 p.m. at Ferguson Hall at David A. Straz Jr. Center for the Performing Arts, 1010 N MacInnes Place, Tampa.