We would have been keeping you updated with the ins and outs of Charlie Sheen's custody battle over twins Bob and Max with estranged wife Brooke Mueller, but nothing much was happening. In fact, even when they finally hit court on Tuesday, nothing happened — the judge kept their custody agreement as is. Well, it's not like either one of those parents can deal with the kids alone. Following Brooke's super-duper bender last week and Chuck's overall mental decline, both of them were jockeying for sole custody of their twins. No way, the judge said, especially after Denise Richards and Brooke's mom offered to take the kids, TMZ reports. They will keep the court-approved settlement they reached on March 10.
Mindi Abair: The Floridaraised saxophonist tours with her own band delivering solid performance with utter conviction. 7:30 p.m., Capitol Theatre, 405 Cleveland St., Clearwater. $45.50. (727) 791-7400.
Ted Alexandro: Alexandro is a prolific entertainer on the late-night TV circuit. He's also appeared on the FX show Louie with comic Louis CK. Show is 21 and up only. 8 p.m., Improv Comedy Theater, 1600 E Eighth Ave., Tampa. $15-$17. (813) 864-4000; tedalexandro.com.
Jennifer Homans: The dance critic for the New Republic and author of New York Times bestseller Apollo's Angels: A History of Ballet, discusses ballet's influence on Edgar Degas at a lecture today, included with museum admission, at 6:30 p.m., Tampa Museum of Art, 120 Gasparilla Plaza, Tampa. $10; seniors, groups, military plus one guest $7.50; students $5; children ages 6 and under free. (813) 274-8130; tampamuseum.com.
freeFall Outdoor Film Festival: This outdoor film festival takes place the third Wednesday of every month through July. Food and drink available for purchase, but people are encouraged to bring their own with contests for best picnic basket and most tempting food spread. Breakfast at Tiffany's will be shown. 8 p.m., freeFall Theatre, 6099 Central Ave., St. Petersburg. $5-$10. (727) 498-5205; freefalltheatre.com.
America's Next Top Model, 9 p.m., CW: It's that week when they pull out the clips cut from the season so far. As if we needed more footage to see that the girls all hate Alexandria.
Saving Pelican 895, 9 p.m., HBO: A documentary following activists trying to save a brown pelican covered in oil by BP's drilling accident. Would you believe his check still hasn't arrived?
SERIES PREMIERE, Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior, 10 p.m., CBS: Forest Whitaker heads up this latest spinoff from a crime show. They're part of an elite group of special agents who blah blah blah.
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