Dalí Museum Procession and Ribbon Cutting: The public is invited for a surreal procession at 9:30 a.m. from the old Dalí Museum at 1000 Third St. S, St. Petersburg, to its new ga-ga digs eight blocks away. Entertainment and a dedication program with Princess Cristina, the younger daughter of King Juan Carlos and Queen Sofia of Spain, will be at a ribbon-cutting ceremony. Free. But to get into the museum afterward, you better have an advance ticket. Tickets are $21, $19 seniors, $15 students and children 13-17, $7 for age 6-12, 5 and under free. salvadordalimuseum.org.
Wonderland: A New Alice: This is the last week to catch the retooled Wonderland and its story of a modern Alice before it heads to Broadway. Tonight's show is at 7:30 p.m. at Ferguson Hall at David A. Straz Jr. Center for the Performing Arts, 1010 N MacInnes Place, Tampa. Tickets start at $29.50. (813) 229-7827; strazcenter.org.
Naked City: The Florida Museum of Photographic Arts is displaying this collection from Vassar College's art center, featuring iconic images by Diane Arbus, Andy Warhol, Weegee and other modern masters. It runs through Jan. 29, and hours are 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Tuesday through Saturday, noon-5 p.m. Sunday. 200 N Tampa St., Tampa. $4 (813) 221-2222. fmopa.org.
Empty Hats: This Celtic folk foursome from Gulfport plays across the country at Renaissance and music festivals. Fellow Celtic enthusiasts, Celticopia, open the show at 8 p.m. at Skipper's Smokehouse in Tampa. $13. (813) 977-6474.
SEASON PREMIERE, The Haney Project, 9 p.m., Golf: Tiger Woods' old swing coach, Hank Haney, returns to try to teach Rush Limbaugh how to handle his club.
SEASON PREMIERE, Tosh.0, 10 p.m., Comedy Central: This season, all we want to see is the Antoine Dodson Web Redemption.
SERIES PREMIERE, Lights Out, 10 p.m., FX: A former champion boxer tries to support his family, whether by working in boxing or being a debt collector. Both of them provide plenty of gut punches.
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See all the upcoming Dalí Museum festivities, plus a link to an online special report, at tampabay.com/things-to-do.