98 Rockfest: The highlight may be a reunion of Limp Bizkit, but there's plenty more meaty rock on this menu at the St. Pete Times Forum: Alice in Chains, Puddle of Mudd, Sevendust and more. It starts at 6:30 p.m. $44.30-$145.15. (813) 301-2500.
Tampa Bay Rays: The Rays take on the Toronto Blue Jays at 6:10 p.m., and fans can stick around after the game for John Fogerty (gee, think he gets tired of people asking him to play Centerfield?). Get your tickets at tampabayrays.com.
The 13 Ugly Men White Party: Ugly is beautiful at one of the hottest parties of the year. You must wear white at 7 p.m. at the pool at Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Tampa. $59 women, $79 for men. 13uglymen.com.
Hair: Break out the tie-dye, we're going to the theater. The counterculture Broadway smash is this year's American Stage in the Park at Demens Landing in St. Petersburg. Tonight's show is 8 p.m. and it runs through May 16. $11-$27. (727) 823-7529; americanstage.org.
Beach Goes Pops: Hear Hip Abduction, saxophonist Jeff Zavrac and the Beach Goes Pops Orchestra starting at 5 p.m. today at the prettiest of all concert halls, Pass-a-Grille Beach. Free.
KIDS AND FAMILY
The Sci-Fi and Sky Night: The Science Center of Pinellas County will have a screening of the film Planet 51 in the courtyard at 8 p.m. (bring lawn chairs and blankets), a documentary of 400 Years of the Telescope at 6:30 p.m., and telescope viewings from 8:30 to 11 p.m. at 7701 22nd Ave. N, St. Petersburg. $5 per person, children free.
Mothman, 9 p.m., Syfy: The West Virginian monster gets revenge on five friends who covered up a murder in a Pumpkinhead retread. If this is anything like Richard Gere's The Mothman Prophecies, the creature will bore them to death.
Saturday Night Live, 11:30 p.m., NBC: Gabourey Sidibe yuks it up, because if there's one thing Precious taught us, it's that Gabbie is a comic actor.
MORE TO EXPLORE
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