Miley Cyrus recently told E! that "girls don't get guys stuff for Valentine's."
While I'm not sure which boy Cyrus is currently dating, rest assured, ladies, a real woman knows how to treat her man.
With Valentine's Day just over a week away, I've rounded up a few items that are a must for wrangling up a little romance come Feb. 14. From sexy sets that make spur-of-the-moment sleepovers prettier to racy gifts that help unfold plans for a spicy V-day, here are some weapons of mass seduction no woman should do without.
Naughty by 'Net
Sure, you come across as demure and refined. But the real you is oh-so-saucy. Your secret is safe with us — and with sendapantygram.com, a Web site that makes taking the initiative easy, sexy and top secret, of course.
Log on and send your man a pair of racy red panties ($24.95). He'll receive your gift in a discreet package from a secret admirer (that's you). Plus, he'll get a verification code that gives him access to a private message online that you've created just for him.
Not the creative type? Not to worry, sendapantygram.com allows you to choose from pre-set messages in varying degrees of heat from "mild" to "exotic," or create your own custom message.
Walk of fame
There'll be no walk of shame for you if you come to Valentine's Day prepared.
Pick up The Overnighter set from benefit ($38 at benefitcosmetics.com) and you've got all one needs to go from dinner date to breakfast club.
The set contains Hanky Panky's famous panties plus the Justine Case Mini Beautifier Kit, which includes California Kissin', a smile brightening lip shine; Eyecon, a brightening eye cream; Benetint, a rose-tinted lip and cheek stain; and Some Kind-a Gorgeous, a cream-to-powder foundation/concealer.
Thanks to essie's seductive new nail polish hue, Fishnet Stockings, a simple finger wag is all you'll need to sway him your way.
The shade, a deeply decadent burgundy, is straight from essie's newest nail color collection; aptly name the True Love Collection. Get it for $9 at essie.com.
Snog: A colloquial British expression referring to a long, lingering kiss.
Snog Balm: a petite lip balm that soothes and smoothes lips, leaving them perfectly poised for ... snogging, of course!
Fifty percent smaller than most balms, Snog Balm is on-the-go kiss insurance, serving up portable pucker perfection in a range of flavors including Cheeky Mint, Naked, Strawberry Tease and Virgin Cherry. They're $3.50 each at snogbalm.com.
Carolyn Brundage is the founder of tampabay.prettycity.com, a guide to all that is hip and happening in local beauty. Need beauty advice? E-mail Carolyn at firstname.lastname@example.org.