Gasparilla's Parade of the Pirates is a terrifically debauched bash that unites roughly 400,000 party people. Beer and Captain Morgan Rum and cola concoctions will be peddled at several "Gasparilla Charity Beer Gardens." But for real alcohol action you've got to go with the fabulous bars downtown and in South Tampa. Here are 10, in the order you'll find them along the parade route. Just don't try to hit each and every one. Or you might be that passed-out clown making the rounds on YouTube. Wade Tatangelo, Times correspondent
1 Wings Gone Wild: Found right where the parade kicks off, Wings Gone Wild is a fine place to start your day — it opens at 11 a.m. Slurp some warmup suds while noshing on finger-licking good jumbo chicken wings, all 16 flavors of them. I recommend the honey barbecue. Just be careful: These babies are drenched in deliciously huge spills of sauce. 3114 W Bay to Bay Blvd., Tampa; (813) 832-9464, wingsgonewild.com.
2 Ceviche Tapas Bar and Restaurant: A South Tampa treasure since 1997, Ceviche was on the parade route when it sat at the bottom of the gorgeously old Bayshore Royal condo tower. Now Ceviche is a two-minute walk north on Howard Avenue, but it still serves the best sangria this side of Spain. We suggest a couple of "grande pitchers" ($33.50) for your krewe. 1502 S Howard Ave., Tampa; (813) 250-0203, ceviche.com.
3 Wine Exchange: Tired of chugging beer and squirming in the painfully long potty lines? Take a five-minute stroll up Rome (veer right on Snow) and stop by the Wine Exchange for a crisp, refreshing glass of cab, pinot noir, sauvignon blanc or anything else off the sublimely extensive vino list. FYI: There's a public restroom hidden behind Wine Exchange, on Snow Circle next to Color Me Mine. 1609 Snow Ave., Tampa; (813) 254-9463, wineexchangetampa.com.
4 Four Green Fields: When the floats and plastic-sword-wielding freaks turn east on the Platt Street Bridge, walk the opposite direction. Grab some grub at one of Publix's outdoor food stands, then head over to Four Green Fields, Tampa Bay's most awesomely authentic Irish pub. (See sidebar.) 205 Platt St., Tampa; (813) 254-4444, fourgreenfields.com.
5 Dave Andreychuk's Grille: When the parade pulls a left on Florida Avenue, go a bit farther down Channelside until you hit the St. Pete Times Forum on the right and the bar of 640-career-goal scorer Dave Andreychuk on your left. Rejuvenate with a Slap Shot Margarita ($9) and the Steak MVP Sandwich ($7.95). Still thirsty? Score with the vodka-fueled Flip Shot ($9). 490 Channelside Drive, Tampa; (813) 273-6360, myspace.com/andreychuksgrille.
6 The Hut Bar and Grill: Another favorite of Times Forum frequenters, the Hut (formerly Newks Cafe) holds sway in the food department thanks to its tasty offering of Florida's most famous fish. "The Original Crunchy Grouper" sandwich ($10) is a superior slab of corn-flake-crisp-and-almond-rolled sea creature goodness nestled between a pair of yummy buns. Enjoy any number of booze and beer choices being slung by a first-rate bartending/wait staff. 514 Channelside Drive, Tampa; (813) 307-6395, thehutbarandgrill.com/channelside.
7 Hattricks Tavern: When the parade goes north on Florida, sneak a left on Cumberland, go north a few steps on Franklin, and there sits Hattricks. It's the sports bar out-of-town and local businesspeople have been contentedly tippling at for the past decade-plus. Customers also dig the company of the super-friendly bartenders/servers. Just don't tell 'em Wade Tatangelo sent you. Trust me. 107 S Franklin St., Tampa; (813) 225-4288, hattrickstavern.com.
8 Boss Hog's: While the parade proceeds north on Florida, we party people will continue up Franklin until we find Boss Hog's on our right. Duck in and order the "Malibu Surprise." A pint of this four-white-rum-infused rad-ness costs a measly $5! Got the munchies? Try the "Pig Plate." This $7.99 steal is two open-faced cheeseburgers, macaroni salad and fries topped with meat sauce. Meat sauce! 511 N Franklin St., Tampa; (813) 226-2677, bosshogstampa.com.
9 Hub Bar: Tampa's all-time greatest dive bar, the Hub is also on Franklin, north of Boss Hog's. I recommend a glass of Tullamore Dew Irish whiskey with a splash of soda ($6). Want it super strong? Tell Jeannie Robinson — she's been working there 22 years and knows how to pour a stiff one. 719 N Franklin St., Tampa; (813) 229-1553.
10 Gilligan's Hideaway: The parade ends at Jackson and Marion streets. That's just around the corner from Gilligan's, the place to watch the madness from a covered deck while sipping an island treat like the Malibu Coconut and Midori-made "Professor's Experiment" ($7). Need to soak up some of that alcohol? Go with the blue-cheese-covered B&B Burger ($7.79). Beer snobs take note: A few doors down is the highly recommended Kelly's Pub, which carries hoppy delights like Chimay and Stella Artois. 202 N Morgan St., Tampa; (813) 301-9050.