The Sing-Off, 8 p.m., NBC. It's Halloween, so you know what to expect: Ghostbusters and This Is Halloween being sung on a cemetery set. And lots of bad makeup.
Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives, 10 p.m., Food. Guy Fieri stops by Tampa Bay to stuff his face. Because we don't remember all the places he visited, we'll just say he eats well and leave it at that.
90210, 8 p.m., CW. Sure, Halloween was Monday, but the rich kids have a costume party to show off. It woulda been great if they dressed as the original cast.
SEASON PREMIERE Covert Affairs, 10 p.m., USA. Annie blows it in Brazil, but gets to take on Basque separatists to make up for it. The Brazilians are not happy.
Modern Family, 9 p.m., ABC. Putting Chazz Palminteri and Jennifer Tilly on this show is one of those strokes of genius that make this an Emmy winner. It's not difficult if you apply yourselves, Tinseltown.
SEASON PREMIERE Top Chef Texas, 10 p.m., Bravo. Speaking of celebrity appearances, we can look forward to Patti LaBelle, Charlize Theron and Pee-wee Herman this season. Emeril Lagasse and Hugh Acheson are here, too; that's not as impressive.
SEASON PREMIERE Bones, 9 p.m., Fox. Booth and Brennan get ready for their baby, who will have very bizarre toys in his or her room growing up.
SEASON PREMIERE Burn Notice, 10 p.m., USA. Michael and Fiona abduct a hacker from Puerto Rico and bring him to Miami, where people are looking for him. That's probably not the safest place for him then, is it?
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, 8 p.m., ABC. Ty and gang build a house in a quiet area for an Iraq war vet with shell shock who can't handle loud noises. It's a bit imperative to get him out of his old house, then, which is next to a rock quarry and train yard.
CSI: NY, 9 p.m., CBS. A high school house party invite goes viral, with hundreds showing up and a girl dying. Hey, we remember when that really happened. The party part, not the dying part.