The Biggest Loser, 8 p.m., NBC Tim Gunn shows up to properly dress the former fatties, while Tabatha Coffey and Brandon Martinez take over their makeovers. Wait, when did this turn into the Style network?
SEASON PREMIERE Deadliest Catch, 9 p.m., Discovery In its fifth season, this series evolves from just about crab fishing to wining a $4,000 jackpot among the ships. Next season, could we get an all female crew? On second thought, that's probably a bad idea.
Out of the Wild: The Alaska Experiment, 10 p.m., Discovery As part of Alaska Week, this show dumps nine amateur survivalists in the wild with nothing but their wits and pieces of a map to guide them. And a giant production crew.
SEASON FINALE From G's To Gents, 10 p.m., MTV All we can say is, one tbt* staffer's husband is popping the popcorn as you read this. She'll be telling us all about his reaction tomorrow.
SEASON FINALE Toddlers & Tiaras, 10 p.m., TLC We wrap things up with all the creepy stage moms realizing they are trying to find success through their daughters and decide to ease up on pimping out their kids. Nah, we're just kiddin' — they're as crazy as ever.