Comic Harry Shearer is the voice of creativity
He's been a featured player on Saturday Night Live, held the bass chair in comic rockers Spinal Tap and provided more than a dozen voices on The Simpsons. • But Harry Shearer knows his work often sprouts through the cracks in show business: from his long-running NPR program Le Show, to his media essays on the Huffington Post Web site and his collection of satirical tunes about the Bush administration, Songs of the Bushmen.
"I always have gone where the most creativity and freedom have been available," said Shearer, calling from Los Angeles. "It's available at two places: at the top of show business if you make absolutely mindless mediocrities that sell a zillion dollars, or at the dawn of new media, (where) you can do interesting things and then, all of a sudden, the guys come in and say, 'Wait a minute, these are the rules' and then it's time to leave."
That may be a not-so-subtle reference to Clear Channel, which declined to sell Shearer billboard space to advertise Bushmen because it featured a caricature of President Bush with a bone through his nose.
"They're the last people to know that it's okay to criticize Bush now," Shearer said. Songs of the Bushmen features Shearer playing a gleeful Karl Rove and a regretful Colin Powell. A video featuring Shearer made up as Rove is available on MyDamnChannel.com, and the album is available on iTunes and Amazon.com.
"It just seemed to me I'd better hurry up and do this record before these guys became inmates," said the comic, whose last parody record, Songs Pointed and Pointless, won a Grammy this year. "If they were still in office, I think (the songs) would have had a more bitter or angry tone to them but I was able to, as they were leaving, still be savage but in a way get into their heads and imagine their bittersweet point of view."
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