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Get ready for the 'Downton Abbey' finale by remembering the good, the bad and the forgotten

Laura Carmichael as Lady Edith, from left; Elizabeth McGovern as Cora, Countess of Grantham; Matthew Goode as Henry Talbot; Allen Leech as Tom Branson; Zac/Oliver Barker as Master George; and Michelle Dockery as Lady Mary in "Downton Abbey." [Nick Briggs | Carnival Film & Television/Masterpiece via TNS]

Laura Carmichael as Lady Edith, from left; Elizabeth McGovern as Cora, Countess of Grantham; Matthew Goode as Henry Talbot; Allen Leech as Tom Branson; Zac/Oliver Barker as Master George; and Michelle Dockery as Lady Mary in "Downton Abbey." [Nick Briggs | Carnival Film & Television/Masterpiece via TNS]

You didn't stay the course.

Oh, you enjoyed the Crawleys of Downton Abbey when they were the hot new thing. You hung on when the menfolk went off to fight the Great War. You saw Matthew miraculously walk again; you blessed his marriage to Lady Mary; you shed a tear for dear Sybil.

But then you drifted.

Maybe, from time to time, some of the doings filtered back to you. A downstairs rape. An upstairs blood barf. Bateses in and out of jail. And what about that evil servant who ended a dynasty with a bar of soap? Is she still there? If you're honest, all that filters back to you now is a swirl of headbands and cloche hats and drop-waist tea dresses and evening jackets ... and Maggie Smith, sailing in at some pregnant juncture to crack wise.

Truth is, you're no longer down with Downton. But now with end times approaching, you're thinking you want to be there when Lord Grantham takes one last stroll across the sward (even if it's not the same yellow lab trailing in his wake). And you don't want to embarrass yourself in front of the hard-core Abbots who've been watching the whole time. With that in mind, a crash course in Downtonology.

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Hugh Bonneville as Robert, Earl of Grantham.

Robert Crawley, Lord Grantham

Should know: The dream Tory loyal to his family, benevolent to his servants, resistant to change but ready to excuse his daughters when they step outside the bounds. Has been known to say things like, "Golly gumdrops, what a turn-up!" Might not be the chap you trust with an inheritance.

Doesn't matter so much: Loves his dogs more than his daughters. Can be grumpy, especially when ulcerous.

Will make you sound intelligent: "God, how old is he by now?"

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Elizabeth McGovern as Cora, Countess of Grantham.

Cora Crawley, Lady Grantham

Should know: She's the nice one.

Doesn't matter so much: She's the nice one.

Will make you sound intelligent: "There's Cora."

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Maggie Smith as Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham

Violet Crawley, Dowager Countess of Grantham

Should know: Lord G's bullheaded but lovable Gorgon-mom. Traffics in ripostes. Most famous for asking, "What is a weekend?"

Doesn't matter so much: Enjoyed a wintry flirtation with an old Russian beau who never washed his hair.

Will make you sound intelligent: "I didn't think she was going to go there, but she did." "What would this show be without her?"

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Jim Carter as Mr. Carson

Mr. Carson, the Butler

Should know: Has been working at Downton for something like a half-century and is now further to the right than Ted Cruz. Rules the downstairs with a basso profundo and a scowl of iron. Capable of softening for Lady Mary and his new bride but has spent most of the past season being a prat. Last seen harassing his underbutler to the brink of suicide.

Doesn't matter so much: Long ago — before the Great Flood, maybe — he was a song-and-dance man.

Will make you sound intelligent: "He's like the prisoner who thinks he's the warden."

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Phyllis Logan as Mrs. Hughes with Jim Carter as her husband, Mr. Carson.

Mrs. Hughes, Housekeeper

Should know: Eminently practical Scottish housekeeper who, perhaps unwisely, has embarked on a late-in-life marriage to the rigid Carson. Confidante, sounding board and good egg.

Doesn't matter so much: Had a cancer scare.

Will make you sound intelligent: "I can't always make out what she's saying, but I love hearing her say it."

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Michelle Dockery as Lady Mary.

Mary Crawley, eldest daughter of Lord and Lady Grantham

Should know: A beautiful ice cube that melts every two or three years. Love history boasts two key fatalities: 1) the hot young Turk whose coitus was interrupted in the most permanent way; 2) the beloved first husband (and sorta cousin) who met his demise in a car crash. Which made things a little ticklish when Mary fell for a racecar driver. She got over her squeamishness and tied the knot in what felt like minutes. Mary has been a total bitch to her sister.

Doesn't matter so much: She has a son. (You never see him.) Before settling down with the driver, she messed around with Lord Gillingham and flirted with Charles Blake and ... I forget who else.

Will make you sound intelligent: "I've never really warmed to her." "What does she/he see in him/her?" "She can wear clothes, that one."

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Laura Carmichael as Lady Edith

Edith Crawley, second daughter of the Granthams

Should know: The "ugly duckling" of the Crawley sisters was a) abandoned at the altar, and then b) abandoned by her married lover, who c) thoughtlessly (and, in a weird way, presciently) got himself killed by Nazi thugs, but d) left her with the love child Marigold, who has e) shown few signs of animate life. A more recent romance with Bertie, now Marquess of Someplace, was torpedoed by Evil Mary. Will Bertie come back or will Edith resign herself to a life of being "fearfully modern"?

Doesn't matter so much: She initially placed Marigold with local tenant farmers, then brusquely snatched her back. (Farmer's wife went a little cuckoo, family had to move.) (Actually, this kind of does matter.)

Will make you sound intelligent: "Poor Edith." "Poor, poor Edith." "Well, I don't know, who says she needs a man to feel fulfilled, anyway?"

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Penelope Wilton as Isobel Crawley.

Isobel Crawley, mother of Matthew

Should know: Every bit as high-minded as when the show began, she remains Violet's best foil and frenemy even as she devotes herself to a relentless succession of Good Works. Her marriage plans with the sweet but dim Dickie (aka Lord Merton) were scotched by Dickie's truly vile son Larry but may be revived by the machinations of Larry's scheming fiancée.

Doesn't matter so much: Pretty much every improvement project she has undertaken. (Don't get me started on the hospital merger.)

Will make you sound intelligent: "Does she ever have an ugly thought?" "So what's wrong with Dr. Clarkson?"

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Brendan Coyle as John Bates and Joanne Froggatt as Anna.

Anna, Lady's Maid; and John Bates, Valet

Should know: The most luckless pair of domestic servants ever, they have both, at various times, been charged with murder and have spent more combined time in jail than Al Capone but nevertheless enjoy ironclad job security. Have conceived a baby Bates, whose life can only go up from here.

Doesn't matter so much: Mr. Bates got his limp in the Boer War, serving as Lord Grantham's batman.

Will make you sound intelligent: "If I hear Mr. Green's name one more time, I'll scream."

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Rob James-Collier as Thomas Barrow.

Thomas Barrow, Underbutler

Should know: Gay outlier-servant, formerly evil and conniving, now engaged in a protracted martyrdom, which recently culminated in slashing his wrists. A seether, but surprisingly good with kids.

Doesn't matter so much: Once kidnapped Lord Grantham's dog so he could be rewarded for "finding" it.

Will make you sound intelligent: "Run to London, Thomas! Your subculture awaits you!"

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Lesley Nicol, left, as Mrs. Patmore and Sophie McShera as Daisy.

Mrs. Patmore, Cook

Should know: Salty, bossy, eternally pink-cheeked Empress of the Kitchen, who may be Downton Abbey's only remaining virgin but seems to be getting her groove on with a local pig farmer.

Doesn't matter so much: Her nephew was a war deserter.

Will make you sound intelligent: "Has she learned how to use the refrigerator?"

• • •

Characters who may be safely ignored: Tom, Daisy, Baxter, Molesley, Andy, any child.

Characters you're allowed to be wistful for: Matthew, Sybil, O'Brien.

What life will look like without Downton Abbey: Anybody's guess.

Want more? Test your Downton Abbey Drama Quotient.

Get ready for the 'Downton Abbey' finale by remembering the good, the bad and the forgotten 03/04/16 [Last modified: Friday, March 4, 2016 1:01pm]
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