The Warrior's Way
The gist: It's cowboys vs. ninjas in the Wild West when a Korean actor comes to town and acts all Kwai Chang Caine while fighting hundreds of dudes at once in a Fistful of Dollars ripoff. Yeah, sounds awesome, right? R
The cast: Dong-gun Jang, Kate Bosworth, Danny Huston, Geoffrey Rush, Tony Cox and David Austin.
The buzz: There are no reviews of this one, which promises some really weird action scenes in the one week where Hollywood doesn't have eleventy billion releases crammed into one weekend. We can't imagine this one won't appeal to mass audiences. Wait, no, we meant to say we can't imagine this one appealing to mass audiences at all. Still, we think it looks fun.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com