Sunday, January 21, 2018
TV and Media

On TV this week, Sept. 24-28

On TV this week


SEASON PREMIERE Dancing With the Stars: All-Stars, 8 p.m., ABC Kelly Monaco, Shawn Johnson, Helio Castroneves, Drew Lachey, Pamela Anderson, Kirstie Alley, Bristol Palin and Gilles Marini are all back to compete again, but it's Maksim Chmerkovskiy's announced departure after this season that's making the news. Well, The Juice*, at least. See Page 45 for more.

SEASON PREMIERE How I Met Your Mother, 8 p.m., CBS Barney married Robin, Marshall and Lily had a kid and Victoria ran after Ted. Top that, new season.

SERIES PREMIERE Partners, 8:30 p.m., CBS It's like Will & Grace, except this time they're both guys. From the creators of, yes, Will & Grace. Let's see if we'll be rooting for the straight guy or the gay guy to switch this time around.

SEASON FINALE The L.A. Complex, 9 p.m., CW We love that this show uses the term "Scienetics" in the premise this week. Good luck, Connor.

SEASON PREMIERE Castle, 10 p.m., ABC So what happens now that Beckett and Castle kissed? Not awkward at all, surely.


SEASON PREMIERE NCIS, 8 p.m., CBS Gibbs and the team go looking for the bomber from last season. He's had a four-month head start!

SEASON PREMIERE New Girl, 8 p.m., Fox Look, gang: Zooey Deschanel didn't do enough indie movies during the break to quit on this show. Gee, that's too bad.

SERIES PREMIERE Ben and Kate, 8:30 p.m., Fox A single mother and a layabout are best friends with lives going in completely opposite directions, so of course following the lives of two emotional cripples is fodder for a Fox sitcom.

SERIES PREMIERE The Mindy Project, 9:30 p.m., Fox A woman realizes real-life isn't like what she saw on movies. Have you watched that show Ben & Kate yet?

SEASON PREMIERE Private Practice, 10 p.m., ABC This is Kate Walsh's last season, so we have about a dozen episodes to determine whether this show will end or not.

SERIES PREMIERE Vegas, 10 p.m., CBS Dennis Quaid gives the Las Vegas origin story show a shot. They do this about once every few years. How successful is it? Well, they're doing another one, if that tells you anything.

SERIES PREMIERE Brickleberry, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central Daniel Tosh's new show, about rangers in a national park that may be closed, is so vulgar, we hear he had to redo the pilot because it was too full of rape jokes. We would give it four episodes until cancellation, but this is Comedy Central, so maybe eight.


SEASON PREMIERE The Middle, 8 p.m., ABC Mike accidentally reveals who his favorite kid is. That's only a problem if it's a kid not in your family.

SERIES PREMIERE Animal Practice, 8 p.m., NBC We were subjected to a sneak preview after the Olympics, but now you can watch as many episodes as you can stomach until this one crashes and burns.

SEASON PREMIERE Modern Family, 9 p.m., ABC Gloria's pregnant and Mitch and Cam don't have a second baby. Are all of you thinking what we're thinking? That's right, time for some tabloid-worthy baby sharing.

SEASON PREMIERE Criminal Minds, 9 p.m., CBS A killer sews his victims' mouths shut. Did anyone check to see if he was married to any of them? (Jokes, sweetheart; these are just jokes.)

SEASON PREMIERE Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, 9 p.m., NBC So did Capt. Cragen kill somebody or not? Paget Brewster is coming to the rescue!

SERIES PREMIERE The Neighbors, 9:30 p.m., ABC It's like 3rd Rock From the Sun, except the family this show focuses on are the only humans in a subdivision full of aliens. But the property values are high and everyone mows their lawns, so eh, it's worth the trouble.

SEASON FINALE Top Chef Masters, 10 p.m., Bravo Another season of not being able to pronounce quinoa and wondering what roasted kale tastes like comes to a close. Oh, and someone wins.

SEASON PREMIERE CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, 10 p.m., CBS Peri Gilpin from Frasier plays Ted Danson's wife in this season opener. Norm and Cliffie are sure to stop by soon.


SERIES PREMIERE Last Resort, 8 p.m., ABC A nuclear submarine refuses to bomb Pakistan without confirmed orders, except that sub crews are supposed to follow last-known orders to completion. It's like they made the movie Crimson Tide a series, but without Denzel Washington and Gene Hackman.

SEASON PREMIERE The Big Bang Theory, 8 p.m., CBS We have yet to understand how all these girls put up with the nerdy tics all these guys have. Well, Howard's in space, so he's got those points, but still …

SEASON PREMIERE Grey's Anatomy, 9 p.m., ABC After killing the one person we still liked on this show, we're also going to lose Eric Dane, too. Good thing all the doctors sit around complaining about their own problems instead of listening to each other.

SERIES PREMIERE Elementary, 10 p.m., CBS Sherlock Holmes is a drug addict in New York and Watson is an Asian-American woman. That's actually an inventive spin on this one.

SEASON PREMIERE Scandal, 10 p.m., ABC You know we'll be watching, what with a dead reporter being a major plot point and all.


SERIES PREMIERE Paranormal Paparazzi, 7 p.m., Travel A blogger sends people around the U.S. to report on strange happenings. It would be a lot cheaper to just watch Syfy shows and write about them.

SERIES PREMIERE Made in Jersey, 9 p.m., CBS When you want to set a lawyer show in Jersey, it's only natural to get a British actress to play the lead. Americans can't do American accents anymore.

SERIES PREMIERE Bering Sea Gold: Under the Ice, 9 p.m., Discovery If you thought the gold-seekers during the summer were bad, imagine the nut jobs who do it during the winter.

SEASON PREMIERE Fringe, 9 p.m., Fox One last season of this show starts tonight. If you haven't been paying attention, there's no way to catch you up.

SEASON PREMIERE Blue Bloods, 10 p.m., CBS Michael Madsen plays a guy getting revenge on Danny by kidnapping Jackie. If he wants her to disappear, he should put her in the same place he put his acting career.

— Joshua Gillin [email protected]


Sunday’s sports on TV/radio

TODAYCollege basketballMiami at N.C. StatenoonCh. 44Rutgers at MichigannoonBig TenWomen: South Carolina at KentuckynoonESPNUWomen: Marquette at VillanovanoonFS1Women: George Washington at DaytonnoonCBSSNWomen: Virginia Tech at Virginia12:30 p.m.Fox S...
Published: 01/20/18

Saturday’s sports on TV/radio

TODAYCollege basketballWomen: La Salle at Rhode Island11 a.m.CBSSNPurdue at IowanoonESPNFlorida State at Virginia TechnoonESPN2; 1010-AMWichita State at HoustonnoonESPNUVillanova at ConnecticutnoonCBSSt. John’s at GeorgetownnoonFS1Ohio State at Minne...
Published: 01/19/18
This week’s pop culture winners and losers

This week’s pop culture winners and losers

WinnersTimothée ChalametOscar darling Timothée Chalamet, whose breakout performances include Lady Bird and Call Me By Your Name, has pledged to donate his salary from his role in Woody Allen's A Rainy Day in New York to charities fighting s...
Published: 01/19/18
Review: ‘The Alienist’ is a grisly tale of murder, madness and class division

Review: ‘The Alienist’ is a grisly tale of murder, madness and class division

A doctor, an illustrator and a police department secretary are tasked by a young Theodore Roosevelt to conduct a secret investigation into a series of murders in 19th century New York City.The macabre tale is the focus of the new TNT series The Alien...
Published: 01/19/18
What to watch this weekend: ‘The Open House’ on Netflix, ‘The Alienist,’ ‘The Resident’

What to watch this weekend: ‘The Open House’ on Netflix, ‘The Alienist,’ ‘The Resident’

19th century serial killers: The AlienistIn the late 19th century, a doctor who studied and treated the mind (a modern-day criminal psychologist) was called an alienist because their patients were believed to be "alienated from their mind." Dr. Laszl...
Published: 01/19/18

Friday’s sports on TV/radio

TODAYAutosNASCAR Hall of Fame induction ceremony8 p.m.NBCSNCollege basketballBuffalo at Western Michigan7 p.m.ESPNUSt. Bonaventure at Davidson7 p.m.ESPN2Canisius at Manhattan9 p.m.ESPNUIllinois at Wisconsin9 p.m.FS1College gymnasticsFlorida at Kentuc...
Published: 01/18/18
'American Pickers' is coming to Florida, and wants to pick through your stuff

'American Pickers' is coming to Florida, and wants to pick through your stuff

Know someone with a cool collection of antiques, collectibles or dust-covered old “junk” they’ve been holding onto for years in the hopes of someday cashing in? The time may be now. American Pickers, the A&E reality series fol...
Published: 01/18/18
Nancy Pelosi is going to be a guest judge on 'RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars'

Nancy Pelosi is going to be a guest judge on 'RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars'

She might be more familiar with democracy, but top House Democrat Nancy Pelosi is soon going to show her expertise on a certain kind of monarchy: The California congresswoman is slated to appear as a guest judge on RuPaul’s drag-queen competiti...
Published: 01/18/18
Voodoo Doughnut opening at Universal Orlando’s CityWalk this spring

Voodoo Doughnut opening at Universal Orlando’s CityWalk this spring

Get ready for Old Dirty Bastards, Grape Apes and Voodoo Doll rolls. Voodoo Doughnut is coming to CityWalk at Universal Orlando this spring.The now iconic doughnut shop was created by Kenneth "Cat Daddy" Pogson and Tres Shannon in Portland, Ore. in 20...
Published: 01/18/18

Thursday’s sports on TV/radio

TODAYCollege basketballMurray State at Belmont7 p.m.ESPNUJacksonville State at Morehead State7 p.m.CBSSNWomen: Florida at Arkansas7 p.m.SECWomen: Tennessee at Notre Dame7 p.m.ESPNMinnesota at Maryland8:30 p.m.FS1UNC Asheville at Winthrop9 p.m.ESPNUSt...
Published: 01/17/18