On TV this weekend
SEASON PREMIERE Mistresses, 9 p.m., BBC America Still like Desperate Housewives, but better, because they all have jobs.
Stargate: Continuum, 9 p.m., Sci Fi Suffering from Stargate withdrawal? Watch this direct-to-video sequel to Stargate SG-1 in case you don't have a DVD player.
Dog Whisperer, 9 p.m., NatGeo Cesar Millan has to help a horse whisperer with her dog problems. They're like horses, just smaller.
SEASON PREMIERE Escape to Chimp Eden, 10 p.m., Animal Planet To be fair, nobody really asks them to move to South Africa, which is said to have the highest per capita in the world in car jackings and rapes.
Love Takes Wing, 9 p.m., Hallmark Sarah Jones and Haylie Duff try to stop a baby-killing plague — with the help of Cloris Leachman!
Saturday Night Live, 11:30 p.m., NBC Since Seth Rogen lost all that weight, can they still make pot jokes? It's not like he still gets the munchies.
The 44th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards, 8 p.m., CBS Frankly, the only way we can tell the 30 different country music award ceremonies apart is that this is the one Reba McEntire hosts every year.
SEASON PREMIERE The Tudors, 9 p.m., Showtime One thing's for sure: If you marry Henry VIII, things will not end well.
SEASON PREMIERE In Treatment, 9 p.m., HBO There's a funny coincidence in the fact that this show about people going to the head-shrinker ...
SEASON FINALE United States of Tara, 10 p.m., Showtime ... is on right before the first season of Toni Collette's multiple-personality-disorder showcase.
— Joshua Gillin firstname.lastname@example.org