On TV this weekend
Happy Endings, 8 p.m., ABC RuPaul's gossiping could ruin Max's relationship with Jane and Alex. You haven't heard the strangest part yet.
Nikita, 8 p.m., CW Nikita and Michael find a prosthetic hand Michael could use, but there's a problem. Wait, don't tell us: It's somehow Obamacare's fault.
SERIES PREMIERE VICE, 11 p.m., HBO Bill Maher and Fareed Zakaria team up for this Shane Smith-hosted newsmagazine. Because what we need is more newsmagazines, right, Neal Conan?
20/20 General Hospital: The Real Soap Dish, 9 p.m., NBC Because nothing screams newsmagazine like reporting behind-the-scenes rumors about a decades-old soap opera.
Saturday Night Live, 11:30 p.m., NBC Melissa McCarthy hosts, guaranteeing at least three uncomfortable sexual situations, two swear words slipping past the censors and a fat-joke reversal.
48th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards, 8 p.m., CBS Want to know who is going to win at the more glam CMAs? Let's head to Vegas and find out.
SEASON FINALE Shameless, 9 p.m., Showtime Frank and Lip spend some time together. Perhaps they will discuss the plot of …
SEASON PREMIERE Mad Men, 9 p.m., AMC Don is still with Megan, according to promotional stills for the show, so we've already lost $10 in the office pool. We can only hope he comes clean about … well, about anything, really.
— Joshua Gillin [email protected]