On TV this weekend
Frosty the Snowman, 8 p.m., CBS Best part of this 1969 staple? The theme song, hands down.
Frosty Returns, 8:30 p.m., CBS Worst part of this ridiculous sequel? It's not the first one.
10th Annual Family Entertainment Awards, 9 p.m., CW Tyler James Williams from Everybody Hates Chris hosts the annual special honoring quality family entertainment, which happens to be on after the kids are supposed to be in bed, for some reason.
MADtv's Best of Christmas Sketches Spectacularly Special Spectacular, 11 p.m., Fox Relive 14 years of sketch comedy so great, Fox just canceled it after this season.
A Miser Brothers Christmas, 8 p.m., ABC Family The Heat Miser and Snow Miser get their own spinoff from The Year Without Santa Claus to try to save the fat man from the North Wind. Yeah, makes perfect sense.
G4 Investigates: Tech Fight Clubs, 10 p.m., G4 A throwdown among dorks so geeky their idea of skinning their knuckles means dropping the keyboard.
SEASON FINALE Survivor: Gabon, 8 p.m., CBS Some people think Kenny the pro gamer is the hand-down fave to win this thing, but when you're better-suited to win Tech Fight Clubs, we've got to go with Bob. But maybe that's just wishful thinking.
2008 Video Game Awards, 9 p.m., Spike Speaking of pro gamers, they'll all be tuning into this to watch Jack Black make awful jokes while quietly praying Olivia Munn or Morgan Webb show up.
SEASON FINALE Californication, 10 p.m., Showtime Wait, you're saying the sex addiction was just supposed to be on the show? Next season, make sure David Duchovny knows that.
— Joshua Gillin firstname.lastname@example.org