On TV this weekend
Ghost Whisperer, 8 p.m., CBS Melinda tells Sam that she can talk to ghosts. How do you think Sam will react to that?
Everybody Hates Chris, 8 p.m., CW Rochelle finds out she's actually a year younger than she thought she was. Maybe she's not counting the days that added up from all those episodes of Martin she was in.
Howie Do It, 8 p.m., NBC Somehow we don't think it's right for Howie Mandel to try to convince people that a shampoo makes people's hair fall out.
America, 9 p.m., Lifetime Rosie O'Donnell stars as a therapist helping a child named America in the foster-care system. Hint: America is a metaphor for America.
Live to Tell, 10 p.m., CBS For all those people who didn't know, Animal Planet is showing reruns of I Shouldn't Be Alive.
SERIES PREMIERE Running in Heels, 8 p.m., Style More interns convince themselves they want to work in print, this time at Marie Claire, fawning over editors who have been doing that job so long they have no idea what the real world is like anymore. We don't need to watch TV to see that.
SEASON PREMIERE The Celebrity Apprentice, 9 p.m., NBC You've got to hand it to The Donald: With a crew like Andrew "Dice" Clay, Dennis Rodman, Joan Rivers, T-Boz from TLC and Khloe Kardashian, he's proven there are no limits when it comes to staying famous.
Jesse Stone: Thin Ice, 9 p.m., CBS Tom Selleck returns as the tough-as-nails police chief with the heart of gold. That big ol' softie.
— Joshua Gillin firstname.lastname@example.org