On TV this weekend
Infested!, 9 p.m., Animal Planet A Florida woman's filthy neighbors move away, only to learn their rats are coming over to visit her house. Boy, our old neighbor lady sure did complain a lot.
SEASON PREMIERE Spartacus: War of the Damned, 9 p.m., Starz One last season of slaves rebelling and blood spilling and Romans dying starts tonight. It's always good to go out on a high note.
Ghost Adventures, 9 p.m., Travel The gang goes to some fairly exotic locales around the globe, including caves in England where pagans used to hold orgies. Wow, these ghosts really did have a lot of adventures.
U.S. Figure Skating Championships, 8 p.m., NBC Time to meet all the skaters we're going to be rooting for in next year's Olympics. And then criticize their wardrobes and makeup.
Goodnight for Justice: Queen of Hearts, 8 p.m., Hallmark Luke Perry finally has a new franchise, as a judge in the wild west. First defendant: The guys who killed the Noxzema Girl on 90210.
Saturday Night Live, 11:30 p.m., NBC Adam Levine is finally giving up on being both host and musical guest. Thank you, Kendrick Lamar.
Monster Squid: The Giant is Real, 8 p.m., Discovery Footage of a real, live giant squid in the deep ocean is revealed. Unless you don't remember the photo we ran on World in a Snap a couple weeks ago.
The 19th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards, 8 p.m., TBS and TNT The run-up to the Oscars continues, with this lavish, self-congratulatory celebration of peer approval. It's like an orgy of revenge against every high school guidance counselor, ever.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com