On TV this weekend
The Game, 8:30 p.m., CW Highlight: Kevin Clash, the voice of Elmo, shows up playing himself. And really, his voice isn't that high.
SERIES PREMIERE Adrenaline Rush Hour, 9 p.m., Discovery Another boring show about stuff that's not supposed to be boring. Bored yet?
Friday Night Lights, 9 p.m., NBC Saracen just can't handle the fact that fans want J.D. McCoy to be quarterback. This must be inspired by the Chris Leak and Tim Tebow saga.
Super Bowl's Greatest Commercials 2009, 8 p.m., CBS Daisy Fuentes was just at Busch Gardens shooting bumpers for this show, which reminds you that really, Super Bowl commercials kinda suck now. See more on what's actually new this year on Page 67.
Lisa Lampanelli: Long Live the Queen, 10 p.m., HBO An HBO special guaranteed to be foul enough to break your V-chip.
Puppy Bowl V, 3 p.m., Animal Planet The heir apparent to the Bud Bowl lives on, giving your kids something to watch before you banish them to their rooms.
Super Bowl XLIII, 6 p.m., NBC You're kidding, right?
SERIES PREMIERE Bathtastic!, 8 p.m., DIY Premiering a new show about fixing up bathrooms during the highest-rated show on TV? Sure, why not.
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