On TV this weekend
SERIES PREMIERE Dating the Enemy, 10 p.m., Fine Living Why is trashy reality TV so much better when it features British accents?
The 35th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards, 8 p.m., ABC Most of us work during the week, so we don't get to see the stories. Did Susan Lucci win again?
Camp Rock, 8 p.m., Disney The Mouse has to find something to keep kids occupied because the High School Musical stars all want to graduate high school for some reason. It'll be on ABC this time Saturday, too, simply to hit every available, impressionable eyeball.
SEASON FINALE Dance on Sunset, 9 p.m., Nickelodeon Sean Kingston and Mario drop by, proving we are officially too old to be watching this stuff.
U.S. Olympic Trials: Women's Gymnastics, 8 p.m., NBC Besides girls in volleyball shorts, this is the only Olympic qualifying the guys will watch.
U.S. Olympic Trials: Diving, 3 p.m., NBC Well, there's people in swimsuits, too.
SEASON PREMIERE The Two Coreys, 10 p.m., A&E We remember a simpler time, when the Haimster and the Felddog got along swell, and A&E really was about A&E. If they hate each other so much, why stick together for another season of this show?
Guys Choice, 10 p.m., Spike An awards show where all the winners are picked by men. How is this different from a regular awards show? Hey-ooooo!
— Joshua Gillin firstname.lastname@example.org