On TV this weekend
Virtuality, 8 p.m., Fox We had no idea networks still funded made-for-TV movies. This one is about people on a 10-year mission to save Earth from environmental disaster. So it's a mission to remove all the Earthlings from the planet, then?
Dog Whisperer, 8 p.m., NatGeo More than 3,000 people and their troubled pets audition for a shot at a session with Cesar Millan. If they can stand in line that long, then their behavioral problems must not be that bad.
SEASON FINALE Groomer Has It, 9 p.m., Animal Planet It's nice to see people devoted to their work (hello, angry nurses at the doctor's office reception desk), but crying over a ruined haircut for a dog? Really?
Ellen's Bigger Longer & Wider Show, 11 p.m., TBS And here we were just saying that Ellen DeGeneres' first two efforts at a variety show just weren't enough for us.
The BET Awards '09, 8 p.m., BET Jamie Foxx is both host and nominee for three awards in this show. He'll almost literally be singing for his supper this time.
Impact, 9 p.m., ABC If the world is still in one piece at 11 p.m., that guy from JAG will have done his job.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com