On TV this weekend
Home by Yann Arthus-Bertrand, 9 p.m, NatGeo In case Earth's 2100 didn't depress you enough, this special shows just how much we've already messed up the Earth. Can't we just rent Wall-E?
SEASON PREMIERE Ghost Adventures, 9 p.m., Travel If ever one of these shows actually found a ghost, don't you think the marketing folks would let you know?
SEASON PREMIERE Whale Wars, 9 p.m., Animal Planet We wonder if the Japanese have a show about crazy Americans who ram into their whaling ships. They could call it Wacko Wars.
SEASON PREMIERE Housecat Housecall, 10:30 a.m., Animal Planet It's like a feline version of The Dog Whisperer, except that everyone knows cat owners are waaay more neurotic than dog owners.
Iron Maiden: Flight 666, 9 p.m., VH1 Classic When will they interview Eddie? That would be a feat.
63rd Annual Tony Awards, 8 p.m., CBS Neil Patrick Harris hands out awards for stage shows you won't see here for at least five years.
SEASON PREMIERE Bridezillas, 9 p.m., WEtv The question has yet to be answered: After being on the show, why do the grooms still want to marry these brides?
SEASON PREMIERE The Next Food Network Star, 9 p.m., Food Let's find another celebrity chef who's not really a celebrity.
SEASON PREMIERE Gene Simmons Family Jewels, 9 p.m., A&E Can you imagine this guy throwing your Sweet 16 party?
SERIES PREMIERE The International Sexy Ladies Show, 9:30 p.m., G4 When objectifying American girls just isn't enough.
SEASON PREMIERE Army Wives, 10 p.m., Lifetime This military soap is almost as harrowing as the real thing.
SERIES PREMIERE Kendra, 10 p.m., E! She got her own show? Really? You might as well watch two beach balls nailed to a post ...
SEASON PREMIERE Brooke Knows Best, 10 p.m., VH1 ... and buried halfway in the sand on a beach.
SEASON PREMIERE Z Rock, 11 p.m., IFC After that America's Hottest Rocker Mom fiasco, do we really want to turn on IFC?
— Joshua Gillin firstname.lastname@example.org