On TV this weekend
SERIES FINALE Battlestar Galactica, 8 p.m., Sci-Fi Do you think this will have a happy ending? After all, this series has been just one giant ray of sunshine about the human race, hasn't it?
SEASON FINALE Star Wars: The Clone Wars, 9 p.m., Cartoon Another season, another bounty hunter who will wind up on the scrap heap.
SEASON PREMIERE Head Case, 10 p.m., Starz Dr. Goode is trying to get married, trying to figure out why Macy Gray is obsessed with Barack Obama and is showing off Brangelina's wedding gift to Tori Spelling. Life is hard in Hollywood.
SERIES PREMIERE Party Down, 10:30 p.m., Starz As if the backbiting, stupid bosses and mind-numbing boredom of your job wasn't bad enough, watch a sitcom about a catering company. We've lost our appetite for this sort of thing.
SEASON PREMIERE The Locator, 9 p.m., WEtv Someone is looking for their mother, and four sisters are looking for a fifth they never knew. Wouldn't it be wild if the mom ran off and adopted that sister as a daughter?
Nora Roberts' Northern Lights, 9 p.m., Lifetime Since Leann Rimes allegedly started an affair with costar Eddie Cibrian on the set of this TV movie, we suddenly have some interest. Oh, who are we kidding. No, we don't.
SEASON FINALE Big Love, 9 p.m., HBO Family drama is bad enough, but multiply it times three and we can't help but wonder what Bill will do. Divorce Nicki? Have an intervention with Sarah? Rescue his niece from Selma? Realize three wives are too many?
SEASON PREMIERE Sport Science, 9 p.m., FSN Who chokes harder, a python or an MMA fighter? Both can be found in any city in Florida.
Craig Ferguson: A Wee Bit o' Revlution, 10 p.m., Comedy Central This time slot is a little early for your stand-up routine, isn't it, Craig?
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