On TV this weekend
SEASON FINALE Last Man Standing, 8 p.m., ABC Home Improvement's Jonathan Taylor Thomas stars as one of Kristin's former coworkers who is now a successful restaurant owner. And you thought he was just annoying playing Randy.
SEASON FINALE Malibu Country, 8:30 p.m., ABC Reba tries an online date and decides dating again might be okay. But only if Stacy Keach is involved.
Tanked, 9 p.m., Animal Planet The Tropical Smoothie Cafe on Tampa Road asks Wayde and Brett to make an aquarium in the shape of a smoothie cup. We haven't been to that location in a while, so you'll have to tell us if they made it or not.
Grimm, 9 p.m., NBC A woman dies of blindness, most likely because of a Wesen that feeds off tears. He should hang around Mets fans these days and save himself some legwork.
Nickelodeon's 2013 Kids' Choice Awards, 8 p.m., Nickelodeon Josh Duhamel is the host of this awards show, giving you some insight into the level of sophistication we're talking about here.
Romeo Killer: The Chris Porco Story, 8 p.m., Lifetime Did a dreamy college guy really kill his father and cut up his own mother's face with an ax? Well yeah, it's a Lifetime movie, after all.
Shadow on the Mesa, 8 p.m., Hallmark Meanwhile, Kevin Sorbo is out to solve his own mother's murder. Have you met Chris Porco?
Phil Spector, 9 p.m., HBO Al Pacino stars as the record executive who killed Lana Clarkson. This is only up to the first trial, though, so the hair won't be as crazy as you'd hope.
The Good Wife, 9 p.m., CBS John Noble gets his first job since Fringe, as a dead tech nerd. We hope they aren't paying him by the word.
— Joshua Gillin firstname.lastname@example.org