On TV this weekend
SEASON FINALE Ghost Whisperer, 8 p.m., CBS Melinda gets ready for her wedding, but then some spirit comes along and ruins it. Doesn't she have a mute button on that ability?
SERIES FINALE Prison Break, 8 p.m., Fox Two more hours of breaking out of prison and we'll be done with this one. In hindsight, there wasn't much of a story to build on.
SERIES PREMIERE Don't Tell the Bride, 8 p.m., BBC America A groom gets $20,000 to pull together a dream wedding in four weeks without consulting his future wife. He might as well save the cash for a divorce lawyer.
SEASON FINALE The Game, 8:30 p.m., CW Melanie wants to get married and Jason gets arrested for punching out Kelly's boyfriend, although not necessarily at the same time.
Farrah's Story, 9 p.m., NBC A two-hour special about an actress we're pulling for with a cancer we don't want to know about.
SERIES FINALE MADtv, 11 p.m., Fox SNL's only (snicker) competitor calls it quits tonight. With a clip show? That may explain part of the problem right there.
SEASON FINALE Saturday Night Live, 11:30 p.m., NBC Will Ferrell shows up as possibly the only guest host who could outdo Justin Timberlake. Well, maybe Christopher Walken or The Rock could come back one day.
SEASON FINALE Survivor: Tocantins, 8 p.m., CBS We haven't been watching this for about nine seasons now, but we understand this Coach fellow is quite a character.
SEASON FINALE Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, 8 p.m., ABC The Indiana Pacers swing by and visit a single dad and his three boys. And start a crew-wide brawl.
SEASON FINALE Desperate Housewives, 9 p.m., ABC Did we say the season finale for this show was last week? We're sorry, it's this week. Maybe that was just wishful thinking.
— Joshua Gillin firstname.lastname@example.org