On TV this weekend
SERIES FINALE Ghost Whisperer, 8 p.m., CBS Enjoy it while you can, J. Love fans; CBS announced it was killing GW earlier this week. Will Melinda be visited by the ghost of this show now?
SEASON FINALE Medium, 9 p.m., CBS Allison's pesky brain tumor reappears, conveniently just before the show heads into summer break. It's like it was planned or something.
SEASON FINALE Kitchen Nightmares, 9 p.m., Fox Gordon heads back to some of his projects to see if they're keeping up with the new guidelines. Call us crazy, but we're guessing some of them aren't.
SEASON FINALE Miami Medical, 10 p.m., CBS You mean to tell us this is the first time all season they've had an alligator attack to deal with?
Witchville, 9 p.m., SyFy A prince comes home after his father dies to find his kingdom overrun by witches. Where does he live, Detroit?
Revolver Golden Gods Awards, 10 p.m., VH1 Classic How appropriate this show comes on the heels of Ronnie James Dio's death. Zakk Wylde will fire off some licks just for you, Ronnie.
Brooks & Dunn: The Last Rodeo, 8 p.m., CBS Now this is the series finale that will move you to tears.
SEASON FINALE The Simpsons, 8 p.m., Fox Moe Syzlak becomes an American Idol judge. Oh, like it's any more improbable than Ellen DeGeneres.
SEASON FINALE The Cleveland Show, 8:30 p.m., Fox Earth, Wind & Fire provides guest voices. Hey, somebody in the voice cast had to be black.
SERIES FINALE Lost, 9 p.m., ABC Boy are we glad this show's over. We were getting tired of pretending to know what was going on each and every week to write TV capsules for it. Of course, to hear fans talking about it, y'all didn't know what was going on half the time anyway.
SEASON FINALE The Celebrity Apprentice, 9 p.m., NBC Just admit that the whole Bret Michaels drama is what kept you tuning in the second half of the season and we'll be fine.
SEASON FINALE Family Guy, 9 p.m., Fox Seth MacFarlane keeps it topical by making fun of The Empire Strikes Back. Next season: Jokes about slap bracelets and Ronald Reagan.
— Joshua Gillin [email protected]
Dept. of corrections
It seems that Thursday's edition accidentally had Wednesday night's shows listed. We regret the error, though for the life of us all, we don't know how you can tell these shows apart.