TV this weekend
25 Great Holiday Ideas, 9 p.m., HGTV Thanksgiving is over! Decorate your house for Christmas NOW!
Monk, 9 p.m., USA Three homeless men ask Monk to help them investigate their friend's death. He was wandering the desert, following some star, when he got brained by a mugger, see ...
Guy's Family Feast, 10 p.m., Food Because if there's one thing we want to do after Thursday's carbsplosion, it's watch Guy Fieri cook a holiday meal live.
COPS: Police Pullovers Special Edition #4, 8:30 p.m., Fox Ever more reasons why we cut cops a break and do what they ask after they pull us over.
Ellen's Even Bigger Really Big Show, 9 p.m., TBS A brother-sister pole act? This show really is bigger than last year's.
SEASON PREMIERE Lockup Extended Stay: New Mexico, 10 p.m., MSNBC If Billy the Kid managed to avoid it, why are these guys locked up? Oh right, Billy was shot dead.
Panda Tales, 8 p.m., PBS Pry your kids away from repeated viewings of Kung Fu Panda to show them that San Diego's Zhen Zhen doesn't talk to tigers and snakes or eat steamed buns.
Cheech and Chong Roasted, 10 p.m., TBS As opposed to Cheech and Chong Baked, we presume.
SEASON PREMIERE Snoop Dogg's Father Hood, 10:30 p.m., E! We could make fun, but he's bringing his charity Snoop Bowl here in January, so we can't rip on the Dogg Father too much.
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