On TV this weekend
SEASON PREMIERE Ghost Whisperer, 8 p.m., CBS Awww, Melinda finds a friend who can talk to the dead, too. Finally, someone who appreciates silence!
SEASON PREMIERE Everybody Hates Chris, 8 p.m., CW Chris goes to high school, where he ends up being the only black kid in an all-white homeroom.
SERIES PREMIERE Tommy Hillfiger Presents Ironic Iconic America, 8 p.m., Bravo Want ironic? How about a show about American icons co-hosted by Israeli model Bar Refaeli?
SEASON PREMIERE The Game, 8:30 p.m., CW In case reruns of Girlfriends aren't enough, here's a second season.
SEASON PREMIERE Star Wars: The Clone Wars, 9 p.m., Cartoon George Lucas just had to overdo it and drive the final nails in the Star Wars coffin.
SEASON PREMIERE The Ex List, 9 p.m., CBS A psychic tells a woman the man of her dreams is some dude she already dated, so she has one year to find him or else she'll end up a spinster.
SEASON PREMIERE Sanctuary, 9 p.m., Sci Fi This series about a doctor who minds supernatural creatures started off on the Internet, so the producers will be used to no one watching it.
SEASON PREMIERE NUMB3RS, 10 p.m., CBS Charlie tries to decide whether he wants to be reinstated. Maybe he should wait to see how the election turns out.
SERIES PREMIERE My Big Redneck Wedding, 9 p.m., CMT Or, as they call them around here, weddings.
SERIES PREMIERE 4Real, 5 p.m., CW Another show with people who make more than you go to places you can't.
SEASON PREMIERE The Girls Next Door, 10 p.m., E! Hugh Hefner celebrates his 82nd birthday by realizing he's still the luckiest man alive.
SERIES PREMIERE Easy Money, 9 p.m., CW All those guest spots have paid off for Roseanne's Laurie Metcalf, who finally gets a show of her own. We give it four episodes.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com