On TV this weekend
SEASON PREMIERE Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan, 8 p.m., NatGeo Cesar helps Howie Mandel deal with his Chihuahua, which is surprising, because we thought Howie's well-publicized OCD would preclude pet ownership.
SEASON PREMIERE Fatal Attractions, 9 p.m., Animal Planet People who own tigers really shouldn't be surprised if one day they just plain decide you look like a giant mouse.
SEASON PREMIERE Swamp Loggers, 9 p.m., Discovery Apparently being a logger is a dangerous and stressful profession. We're so glad this show is back to remind us of that.
The Good Guys, 9 p.m., Fox Wayne Knight and Danny Trejo show up in what promises to be a battle of the character actors as guest stars. Our money is on Trejo, because he's been in prison. All Knight did was try to steal dinosaur embryos and annoy Seinfeld.
Monsterwolf, 9 p.m., SyFy Oh, Syfy, your original movies (and their titles) are the best ever. This one is apparently about a wolf that is somehow monstrous. Catchy!
Saturday Night Live, 11:30 p.m., NBC As if you somehow didn't get enough Glee during the week, Jane Lynch will be here to fulfill your angry coach fetish. Please, just quit telling us how good it is and that we really should DVR it.
The Amazing Race, 8 p.m., CBS The race heads to Ghana. Be sure to pick up one of those local, president-inspired ChocObama cookies we keep reading about.
Into the Lost Crystals Caves, 8 p.m., NatGeo Remember in that movie The Core when they piloted the molemobile into a giant geode in the center of the Earth? Well, probably not, but this is supposed to be a lot like that. Watch out for falling shards.
Food Feuds, 10 p.m., Food If there's one thing we've learned, it's that you should not tell an Italian someone else makes better meatballs than their grandma does. Just warning you.
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