On TV this weekend
The 2008 ALMA Awards, 8 p.m., ABC Eva Longoria Parker hosts the American Latino Media Arts awards, which recognizes Hispanic achievement in entertainment. Do you think they'll mention Ugly Betty?
Rock the Reception, 10:30 p.m., TLC This show about couples getting married trying to learn complicated, show-stopping dance routines would be much better if they'll all just learned the zombie dance from the Thriller video.
SEASON PREMIERE Don't Forget the Lyrics!, 9 p.m., Fox Because watching people forget the words to the songs they're singing simply isn't maddening enough when they're the passengers in your car.
SEASON PREMIERE Saturday Night Live, 11:29 p.m., NBC Michael Phelps and his idol, Lil Wayne, kick off another season. Phelps is so fast, the show has to start a minute early to catch him.
MadTV, 11 p.m., Fox Jerry O'Connell knows he can't compete with a gold medalist, so at least watch him for a half-hour so he feels better about himself.
Secrets of the Dinosaur Mummy, 9 p.m., Discovery This doc will be extra awesome when the dinosaur mummy resurrects all his retainers and starts to rain fire down upon the people of Egypt. Wait, what?
Entourage, 10 p.m., HBO If the numbers for the premiere last week are any indication, you're not watching this anymore. Good for you.
— Joshua Gillin jg[email protected]