On TV tonight
My Name Is Earl, 8 p.m., NBC This is why you don't pick on kids in grade school — you never know when they'll turn out to be hulking bodybuilders with a grudge.
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, 9 p.m., CBS Hodges and Wendy show what big nerds they are by meeting at a sci-fi convention where an actor gets killed. Hint: It's not Battlestar Galactica's Kate Vernon.
The Millionaire Matchmaker, 10 p.m., Bravo Patti goes global by featuring an Israeli and a Kurdish Iranian. The goal here is to find women who can point out those countries on a map.
— Joshua Gillin firstname.lastname@example.org