On TV tonight
NCAA Football, 7 p.m., ESPN It's back to school time, all right, and we're not talkin' in the classroom. The South Carolina Gamecocks head to Nashville to beat the tar out of the Vanderbilt Commodores. There's a pretty good chance Steve Spurrier might run up the score.
Saving Hope, 9 p.m., NBC A passenger on an airplane gets sick, forcing the plane to land. So, of course, he ends up at Hope Zion. Hope he doesn't get the deadly virus another patient potentially has.
Project Runway, 9 p.m., Lifetime The contestants vie to have their designs featured at Lord & Taylor. Because being featured at Dillard's or Macy's would have been gauche.
Sullivan & Son, 10 p.m., TBS Carol hits menopause and starts to think men won't find her attractive. The loose, boozy, deadbeat mom angle is fine with them, though.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com