On TV tonight
Happy New Year, Charlie Brown, 8 p.m., ABC Charlie Brown is supposed to write a book report on War and Peace over Christmas break, but he was too busy putting on a pageant and a dance party to do his homework. You'd think in the 26 years since this once came out, he'd have figured out a new schedule.
Project Runway All Stars, 9 p.m., Lifetime The five surviving contestants have to create a look that will end up being sold by Elie Tahari. We're thinking more Dillard's than his boutique stores.
Rocket City Rednecks, 9 p.m., NatGeo The gang designs a boar-hunting ATV for a wheelchair-bound veteran. Nothing at all sounds dangerous about that.
Wives With Beehives, 10 p.m., TLC A bunch of women who prefer to live in the 1950s and '60s get their own one-off special. That means they won't work, have husbands who cheat on them and are constantly drunk on red wine, if our Mad Men has taught us anything.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com