On TV tonight
SERIES PREMIERE Zero Hour, 8 p.m., ABC Anthony Edwards stars as the publisher of a Snopes-style magazine, but then his wife gets kidnapped and he gets stuck in his own paranormal mystery. If only the Lone Gunmen from The X-Files were around to help him.
MINISERIES PREMIERE Freakshow, 9:30 p.m., AMC A reality-show family runs an oddities museum on Venice Beach, which apparently needs a bearded lady and living giant. Why not find a giant bearded lady? That would cut down on overhead.
SERIES PREMIERE Immortalized, 10 p.m., AMC A reality competition about taxidermists. Why can't they do something exciting, like a show about people who hunt down semis that have been hijacked for their cargo?
SERIES PREMIERE Big Rig Bounty Hunters, 10 p.m., History NOW YOU'RE TALKING, HISTORY CHANNEL! Wait, how is that remotely about history?
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com