On TV tonight
SEASON PREMIERE Million Dollar Listing, 9 p.m., Bravo Thankfully, Chad is gone, so let's all meet Josh Altman, who is from Boston. That Masshole attitude will fit right in out in SoCal, won't it?
Parks and Recreation, 9:30 p.m., NBC Will Forte stars as a guy helping Leslie choose items for a time capsule. First thing: DVDs of when Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update was good.
SEASON FINALE Brad Meltzer's Decoded, 10 p.m., History This episode, titled "Apocalypse in Georgia,'' is not actually about the state's predilection of frying everything from chicken to Twinkies, but rather about the Georgia Guidestones, which allegedly were set up by a secretive religious group. No, not the Kentucky Colonels.
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