On TV tonight
The 18th Annual Critics' Choice Movie Awards, 8 p.m., CW The Broadcast Film Critics Association picks the best movies of 2012, which rarely has anything to do with the top-grossing films of the year. But as we know, people really care about what critics have to say.
30 Rock, 8 p.m., NBC Jack Donaghy returns to Florida with Liz in tow to settle his mother's estate. The HOA will not be pleased about how long her lawn has been left uncut.
SEASON PREMIERE The Millionaire Matchmaker, 9 p.m., Bravo Patti Stanger continues to be brusque, loud, dismissive and irritating, yet is mystified as to why she can't find her own husband. Fancy that.
SERIES PREMIERE 1600 Penn, 9:30 p.m., NBC Bill Pullman is in the president again, but instead of fighting aliens, he's fighting viewers' urge to change the channel.
SEASON PREMIERE Kathy, 10 p.m., Bravo Kathy Griffin returns to her talk show, no doubt to discuss why on earth she was simulating oral sex on Anderson Cooper on New Year's Eve.
SERIES PREMIERE Double Divas, 10 p.m., Lifetime How, exactly, do you become a lingerie designer? And how much help, really, does a woman need choosing lingerie? These and other piercing insights are offered tonight.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com