On TV tonight
College Football, 8:30 p.m., ABC Because I'm a Nebraska alumnus, I hope Alabama pounds Texas into the ground in tonight's BCS National Championship Game (sorry, Gators fans). I know, I should be rooting for the Big 12, but Texas was one measly second away from playing in the John Deere Tractor Bowl or whatever, so go SEC. Check the viewing parties at left.
SEASON FINALE The Real Housewives of Orange County, 10 p.m., Bravo Chances are, football-hating spouses will be watching this, which has all the excitement of Alexis taking her kids to church and Tamra talking about visiting Florida. Woo.
SEASON PREMIERE Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, 10 p.m., VH1 Heidi Fleiss, Tom Sizemore and Dennis Rodman head a roster of actual celebrities we've really heard of, but we have to say, Mackenzie Phillips is the main event this go-'round.
Bear Whisperer, 9 p.m., Animal Planet We think this one likely will be followed by Animal Attack E.R.
— Joshua Gillin firstname.lastname@example.org