On TV tonight
SEASON PREMIERE Big Brother, 9 p.m., CBS Get ready to watch these idjits three times a week until you get sick of them or the zombie apocalypse passes them by, whichever comes first.
SERIES PREMIERE Top Spot, 10 p.m., Travel Packs of travelers visit potential vacation spots and get to choose one based on their preferences and budget. Wait, they don't get to go for free? What kind of lame game show is this?
Polyamory: Married & Dating, 11 p.m., Showtime A documentary about people who share relationships with more than one person. Like April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation, before she married Andy.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com