On TV tonight
X Games, 7 p.m., ESPN Get ready for 25 hours of skateboarding and motocross on this network, ESPN2 and ABC. We can't wait to see the rally cars crashing in downtown L.A.
Black Tide: Voices From the Gulf, 9 p.m., Animal Planet If you've forgotten so much about the gulf oil spill you're shopping at BP stations again, watch this and feel more anger. Not that it matters, because BP gets money whether you buy gas at its stations or not.
The Real Housewives of New York City, 10 p.m., Bravo Rich, shriveled hags whine to Andy Cohen about how awesome they are in merely the first part of the reunion show.
SEASON PREMIERE LA Ink, 10 p.m., TLC Now that Kat Von D has split from Sandra Bullock's ex, Jesse James, that tattoo of his face she got on her side is gonna be real awkward. See more on The Juice*, Page 35.
— Joshua Gillin firstname.lastname@example.org