On TV tonight
SEASON PREMIERE Big Brother 11, 8 p.m., CBS We don't really care about this show, but we're hoping St. Pete's Casey Turner is at least a nice enough guy to root for.
Samantha Who?, 8 p.m., ABC Sam hires Andrea to be her VP of legal affairs when Winston hires Sam to be the head of his charity foundation. Now that's how to give things away.
SERIES FINALE In the Motherhood, 8:30 p.m., ABC Maybe they won't cancel Out of the Motherhood.
The Real Housewives of New Jersey Lost Footage, 9 p.m., Bravo Will this finally be the episode in which we can actually see the breasts ravaged by plastic surgery? They sure talk about it enough.
The Fashion Show, 10 p.m. Bravo Drapey gowns with Swarovski crystals on them are the focus. Gee, how could the designers screw that up?
— Joshua Gillin firstname.lastname@example.org