On TV tonight
SEASON FINALE The Big Bang Theory, 8 p.m., CBS Now that Bernadette has her doctorate, Howard is the only one without one. Sheesh, these underachievers are so annoying.
SEASON FINALE Rules of Engagement, 8:30 p.m., CBS Russell books a trip on a cruise thinking it's full of "red-hot" chicks, only to find out it's full of women over the age of 50. Well, it depends on whether you catch them at happy hour or not.
SEASON FINALE Grey's Anatomy, 9 p.m., ABC Meredith comes clean about screwing up the clinical trial. At least Derek can't just tear up the Post-It anymore. Oh, and we're pretty sure Teddy isn't really moving to Germany after the chief resident is announced.
SEASON FINALE Bones, 9 p.m., Fox A body is found in the pinsetter at a bowling alley. Boy, he really struck out.
SEASON FINALE Private Practice, 10 p.m., ABC Some of the docs at Oceanside Wellness may be getting the boot as the practice restructures. Please say that means Addison is headed back to Seattle Grace.
SEASON FINALE Parks and Recreation, 10:30 p.m., NBC Leslie arranges a memorial service, because funerals always play well for laughs.
— Joshua Gillin firstname.lastname@example.org