On TV tonight
Crossfire Hurricane, 9 p.m., HBO In case you hadn't heard, the Rolling Stones are 50 years old. Well, except they're actually way older than that. Watch this to see what they were like as yoots.
Grey's Anatomy, 9 p.m., ABC Chandra Wilson directs an episode in which the cast has to recount how they were injured in the plane crash. Good, because we need to catch up, because our stupid DVR keeps refusing to record the show because each episode bleeds into It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia at 10 p.m.
Parks and Recreation, 9:30 p.m., NBC You mean we still haven't decided what to do with Lot 48? You'd think Leslie would have settled that before she became a City Council member.
Beyond Scared Straight, 10 p.m., A&E First rule of putting kids in this scared straight program: Making sure they aren't already jaded enough to not be afraid of the prison inmates.
— Joshua Gillin firstname.lastname@example.org