On TV tonight
A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, 8 p.m., ABC Celebrate the tribulations of our favorite gang of orphans, who for this holiday distract themselves from life's suffering by scarfing buttered toast, pretzel sticks, popcorn and jelly beans off a dirty pingpong table in the backyard. Think we're being too gloomy? You obviously don't know anything about Charles Schulz.
Bones, 8 p.m., Fox Wayne Knight guest stars as a candymaker who makes the world's largest chocolate bar, which unfortunately contains human remains. Great, make the fat guy a chocolatier; that's not stereotypical at all.
Grey's Anatomy, 9 p.m., ABC Oh, you've got trauma certification now? Good, go work the night shift. We're sure Seattle produces a few random gunshot wounds.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com