On TV tonight
Murder in the Roman Empire, 8 p.m., NatGeo Smart types look into who may have killed a 10-year-old near Hadrian's Wall in the year 213 A.D. Well, there probably was a lot of killing around there back then.
Whitney, 9:30 p.m., NBC Whitney gives Alex the silent treatment, but gets all upset when she finds out he likes not being talked to. Shhhh! You're giving away all our secrets!
SEASON PREMIERE Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team, 10 p.m., CMT It's all tight tops and short-shorts again. Remember when the Cowboys were the only ones who did that? Good thing those days are over.
SEASON PREMIERE Gigolos, 11 p.m., Showtime All the other male escorts forgot it was Steve's birthday, so they try to make up for it. We doubt it's with a nice, quiet evening at home with classical music and a book.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com