On TV tonight
SEASON FINALE The Next, 8 p.m., CW Who will get a record contract and fade from public awareness forever? Find out tonight!
SEASON PREMIERE 30 Rock, 8 p.m., NBC The seventh and final season starts tonight. Don't be in a rush to watch all of these, because the cast and network agreed upon a half-season to speed things up. It seems Liz doesn't like the shows Jack picked for the fall, so we all have that in common.
SEASON PREMIERE Gabriel Iglesias Presents Stand-Up Revolution, 10 p.m., Comedy Stand-up from the Fort Lauderdale Improv. It must be down the street from where they're shooting Coast Guard Florida.
SEASON PREMIERE Jersey Shore, 10 p.m., MTV This one is ending after this season, too, marking the end of the Dark Ages of MTV programming. Too bad there are so many spin-offs floating around out there.
— Joshua Gillin firstname.lastname@example.org