On TV tonight
SEASON FINALE America's Got Talent, 8 p.m., NBC In the end, it doesn't matter how many season premieres The Voice and The X Factor cram down our throats. AGT has Justin Bieber. Game, set, match.
SEASON PREMIERE Glee, 9 p.m., Fox The Call Me Maybe cover craze won't be over until Glee SAYS it's over, dammit!
SEASON PREMIERE The Real Housewives of Miami, 9 p.m., Bravo A new crop of ladies moves in. Because how can you have a show about Florida without transplants?
The Next, 9 p.m. CW Nelly creates a motivational tape. Learn how you, too, can become wealthy enough to own a pole in the basement!
Snooki & JWoww, 10 p.m., MTV Trading boyfriends for a night sure sounds like a good plan. Although we're betting JWoww's boyfriend didn't get a say in the matter.
SEASON FINALE Sullivan & Son, 10 p.m., TBS A coworker files a complaint against Hank for making "inappropriate comments." He should head over to Paddy's Pub, where that sort of thing is encouraged.
SEASON FINALE Extreme Chef, 10 p.m. Food According to the episode summary, the final three must "work with elephants" while creating a meal in front of a Buddhist temple. Please tell us that's not one of the ingredients.
Louie, 10:30 p.m., FX Will Louis come to his senses and go after that Late Show job? Or will he hold out for a Louis deal?
— Jay Cridlin email@example.com