On TV tonight
SEASON PREMIERE Survivor: Gabon, 8 p.m., CBS The big deal for Season 17? Shooting in high-def. And now! With more shame!
SEASON PREMIERE My Name Is Earl, 8 p.m., NBC How long is this list, anyway? We want to see it.
SEASON PREMIERE Grey's Anatomy, 9 p.m., ABC Everyone's screwing everyone. Now see them screw it up. Ah, back to normal.
SEASON PREMIERE The Office, 9 p.m., NBC What did everyone do on their summer vacation? Worked.
SEASON PREMIERE ER, 10 p.m., NBC After eleventy billion seasons, get ready to say goodbye after one last go-round. Where's this Dr. Green appearance, anyway?
— Joshua Gillin firstname.lastname@example.org