On TV tonight
NFL Football, 8: 30 p.m., NBC The season begins with out-of-shape players from New Orleans going to Green Bay, home of sausage and cheese. That lockout affected them worse than we'd feared.
SEASON FINALE Burn Notice, 9 p.m., USA Larry offers Michael a new job. Hopefully it's to be in Bruce Campbell's next movie project.
SEASON FINALE Futurama, 10 p.m., Comedy Central Stephen Hawking returns in an episode reimagining the series in the style of Japanese anime, 1980s video games and classic black and white. Please, don't do another Steamboat Willie send-up.
SEASON FINALE Wilfred, 10 p.m., FX Ryan ignores Wilfred's advice for the first time, which makes sense once you realize Wilfred is a talking dog. But no, on this show, that's a problem.
SEASON FINALE Suits, 10 p.m., USA Harvey fights with a D.A. over getting an innocent prisoner released. Since when did being innocent matter to the justice system?
SEASON FINALE Louie, 10:30 p.m., FX We don't know what the episode is about, but it's possible it may examine how inane the life of a self-loathing comedian is. Just putting that out there.
— Joshua Gillin firstname.lastname@example.org