On TV tonight
SEASON PREMIERE Don't Be Tardy…, 9 p.m., Bravo Who woulda thunk Kim Zolciak's escape plan from The Real Housewives of Atlanta would have legs? Well, after she had the kid, we shoulda guessed.
SEASON PREMIERE Deadliest Catch, 9 p.m., Discovery Another season of watching burly men catching crabs. No, this is the Discovery Channel, not HBO.
The Central Park Five, 9 p.m., PBS Ken Burns is showing his daughter Sarah and David McMahon the ropes by recounting the wrongful 1989 rape conviction of five black and Latino teens.
SERIES PREMIERE Who Gets the Last Laugh?, 10 p.m., TBS Punk'd co-creators Ashton Kutcher and Jason Goldberg help comedians think up hidden-camera pranks, then the audience gets to vote for which is the funniest. The winner gets $10,000 for charity and the satisfaction that Kutcher is making enough money to give them $10,000.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com